When exactly was the collective decision made in America
to cease using you're and replace it with your?
Why has "you are" become "you r?" Was the silent e downsized and
outsourced? Maybe the announcement was
made while I was completing my online application for a fellowship to the
George W. Bush School of Public Speaking.
On another note, I think it is high time those of us in
the west reduced our carbon footprint by wearing only natural fiber clothing,
but not cotton, due to its past connection to the slave trade. I suggest we wear hemp garments. hemp is all natural, durable, and when the
clothes finally do wear out, we can smoke them.
After all, we won't be getting high, just recycling! Ah, but lighting all those bongs and joints
will create smoke, which will contribute to global warming…what is a populous
to do?
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